>Work in a restaurant
>Servers are encouraged to wear costtumes
>Bring up maid cafés
>Mention I'd like to dress-up as a maid (specifically say "not a sexy maid, it'd be very conservative and cute")"
>No one understands
>"Man, maid cafes are such a sexy idea, why don't we have that here? I want hot maids in skimpy outfits to serve me!"
>Go as a witch instead