>be a macfag
>supposed to download big ass C++ project file from college servers
>network goes down before some people can snatch it, but I already finished the download
>offer to share it if someone has a flash drive
>some dudebro comes over with his external HDD
>can't write to it because it's NTFS
>"don't worry bro I got u, some of my friends have macs, check out the software that's on it"
>it's Tuxera NTFS, clearly downloaded from TPB or zippyshare or some shit
>too autistic to say no at this point
>open it, mac already rings all alert bells "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO OPEN THIS?"
>open it anyway
>"Tuxera CRACKED BY xXxXPaJeEt2015_v126.96.36.199.BETA_XxXx"
>turn off Wifi just in case network goes back up
>install it, it actually works to write
>shut down laptop
>spend next 2 days not going to class, reinstalling complete OS, changing every single password in keepass even though it was never open, requesting new certificate files from university admin