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My class was told to build a computer for a client who is non existent.

I want to make the most outrageous, unnecessary PC out there.

What should i have in my clients computer /g/?

>> No.31513950

>>31513879
windows

>> No.31514032

>>31513950
That's just silly.

>> No.31514053
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31514053

i made this for just such an occasion

>> No.31514080

>>31514053
>$14,000 computer
>USB wifi dongle
The troll is strong with this one.

>> No.31514092

but seriously, if you want, i'll put together a cart on newegg and email it to you

>> No.31514102

>>31514053
i literally just made it as expensive as i could.

>> No.31514108

>>31514092
Yeah sure. Just post it on here though it will be easier.

>> No.31514110

P4 with the most expensive video card you can find.

512 ram

No hard drive, just usb flash drive with linux. In fact buy that shitty flash drive they have on jumpstart ot quickstart whatever that fucking place is called.

>> No.31514125 [DELETED] 

Get your client a mac.

>> No.31514130

>>31514053

>14 grand
>one monitor
>only 3770k
>shitty as fuck gaymer speakers
>usb wifi dongle

>> No.31514140

Quad Xeon Phi cards.

>> No.31514142

>>31514110
Buy 4 of those, buy a bunch of those PCI cards with internal USB drives, use LVM to stripe across all 4 to quadruple the failure rate.

>> No.31514145

>>31514108
would have to take several screenshots.

>> No.31514146

what the fuck class is this

>> No.31514151

poptarts
lots of them

>> No.31514157
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>>31513879
The BEST = CORSAIR PREMIUM

>> No.31514180

Dual Xeon socket 2011 mobo
2400+MHz RAM
Two SSD RAID0s, one for OS and one for data
Two GTX 690s in SLI
1300+ Watt PSU - Get all cables custom sleeved
Casemod py mnpctech
Actually pay for windows
Watercool that shit

>> No.31514188

>>31514151
>>HAHAHAQAHAHAHA US NEWEGGERS RITE?

>> No.31514201

>>31514146
Computer Technology.

We are going to pull apart a computer next lesson, super exciting.

>> No.31514218 [DELETED] 

Are you in highschool op?

>> No.31514228

whats the point of your assignment?

>> No.31514237

>>31514157
Include pop tarts on this list
Make sure the server runs NetBSD

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>> No.31514333

1. The customer runs an audio and video editing workstation to record music, create music CDs, CD labels, and to create home movies. The customer wishes to upgrade the components listed in the table.

The table includes Motherboard, Audio card, Video card, Hard drive and Dual monitors.

>>31514228
No fucking idea.

>> No.31514464

>>31514238
Oh lawd, this. I lol'd.

>> No.31514466

>>31514238

>100 Hitachi Magic Wands
My sides

>> No.31514482

>>31514238
Even without the hitachis it's more expensive than a mac.

I'm impressed.

>> No.31514496

>>31514238
>100 hand massagers
I can't contain my laughter

>> No.31514520

http://pcpartpicker.com/p/Doey

I'm finished, OP.

>> No.31514561

>>31514238
>Celeron D
>100 Magic wands
my sides

>> No.31514571

>>31514520
>only $4000
step up, nigga

>> No.31514578

Make a cluster from Power5 parts

>> No.31514634

>>31514157
>not even dual cpu

>> No.31514640

>>31514238
you just bought 10 atx motherboards to cram in a mini-ITX case
and what is up with that sound car......
god damnit, i actually believed this for a moment.

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>>31514145
fit in one.
have to go somewhere besides newegg for a cpu block, 3 gpu blocks, and all the other parts of a custom water loop.

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>>31514238
If I had the money I'd fucking do that.

If you switch out the mobo for one that could support the cpu, it might actually work.

>> No.31514710

What, no poptarts?

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>>31514053
>SLI
>2 different GPU's

>> No.31514782

>>31514669
am i really the only one who didn't make a troll build?
}spoilersdon'tworkon/g/{please don't look into the monitors};lol spailers{

>> No.31514799

Class is over, bye guys.

>> No.31514854

>>31514799
i spent like half an hour putting together a legitimate build for you, and that's all i get?

>> No.31514902

>>31514520
> Spinning rust
> 2013

>> No.31514937

>>31514854
Deal with it faggot.

>> No.31514942

CPU: Intel Core i7-980X Extreme Edition 3.33Ghz 6-Core Processor ($1196.28 @ Mac Connection)
CPU Cooler: NZXT Kraken X60 98.3 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler ($133.98 @ Outlet PC)
Motherboard: Asus Rampage III Black Edition EATX LGA1366 Motherboard ($570.01 @ Newegg)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 16GB (4 x 4GB) DDR3-2800 Memory ($639.99 @ Newegg)
Memory: G.Skill Trident X Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-2800 Memory ($299.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: OCZ Vertex 2 EX 200GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($3693.99 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ Vertex 2 EX 200GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($3693.99 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ Vertex 2 EX 200GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($3693.99 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ Vertex 2 EX 200GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($3693.99 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ R4 1.6TB PCI-E Solid State Disk ($10139.96 @ Mwave)
Storage: OCZ R4 1.6TB PCI-E Solid State Disk ($10139.96 @ Mwave)
Video Card: ATI FirePro V9800 4GB Video Card (2-Way CrossFire) ($2789.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Video Card: ATI FirePro V9800 4GB Video Card (2-Way CrossFire) ($2789.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Sound Card: Asus Xonar Phoebus 24-bit 96 KHz Sound Card ($193.98 @ SuperBiiz)
Case: Lian-Li PC-X2000FNB ATX Full Tower Case ($469.98 @ Newegg)
Power Supply: PC Power & Cooling 1200W ATX12V / EPS12V Power Supply ($499.99 @ Amazon)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-2206 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($139.99 @ Best Buy)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-2206 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($139.99 @ Best Buy)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional SP1 30-Pack (32-bit) ($4199.95 @ Mac Connection)
Monitor: NEC MD213MG 21.3" Monitor ($4699.00 @ Mac Connection)
Monitor: NEC MD213MG 21.3" Monitor ($4699.00 @ Mac Connection)
Monitor: NEC MD213MG 21.3" Monitor ($4699.00 @ Mac Connection)
Keyboard: Microsoft SideWinder X6 Wired Standard Keyboard ($799.95 @ Amazon)
Mouse: Microsoft 9DR-00001 Bluetooth Wireless Laser Mouse ($179.99 @ Amazon)
Total: $64196.93

the extra windows is in case you get hacked

>> No.31514951

>>31514669
>internet explorer

>> No.31514974

Just buy a fucking Cray supercomputer.

That'll shut him up.

>> No.31514977

PCPartPicker part list: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/DorY

CPU: Intel Core i7-980X Extreme Edition 3.33Ghz 6-Core Processor ($1196.28 @ Mac Connection)
CPU Cooler: NZXT Kraken X60 98.3 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler ($133.98 @ Outlet PC)
Thermal Compound: Cooler Master IceFusion 200g Thermal Paste ($18.76 @ Amazon)
Motherboard: Asus Rampage III Black Edition EATX LGA1366 Motherboard ($570.01 @ Newegg)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 16GB (4 x 4GB) DDR3-2800 Memory ($639.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: OCZ Octane 1TB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($2586.19 @ Mwave)
Storage: OCZ R4 1.6TB PCI-E Solid State Disk ($10139.96 @ Mwave)
Storage: OCZ R4 1.6TB PCI-E Solid State Disk ($10139.96 @ Mwave)
Video Card: PNY Quadro 6000 6GB Video Card ($2650.00 @ Compuvest)
Sound Card: Asus Xonar Phoebus 24-bit 96 KHz Sound Card ($193.98 @ SuperBiiz)
Wireless Network Adapter: Asus PCE-AC66 802.11ac/b/g/n PCI-Express x1 Wi-Fi Adapter ($98.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Case: Thermaltake Level 10 GT LCS ATX Full Tower Case ($331.98 @ SuperBiiz)
Case Fan: Masscool FD06025S1M3/4 19.2 CFM 60mm Fan ($1.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: Masscool FD06025S1M3/4 19.2 CFM 60mm Fan ($1.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: Masscool FD06025S1M3/4 19.2 CFM 60mm Fan ($1.98 @ Outlet PC)
Power Supply: EVGA SuperNOVA Classified 1500W 80 PLUS Gold Certified ATX12V / EPS12V Power Supply ($404.99 @ Amazon)
Optical Drive: Lite-On IHBS112-29 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($117.98 @ Mwave)
Optical Drive: Asus BW-14D1XT Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($99.99 @ Amazon)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate Full (32/64-bit) ($286.90 @ Adorama)
Monitor: Samsung MD230X6 23.0" Monitor ($3633.84 @ Mac Connection)
Monitor: Samsung MD230X6 23.0" Monitor ($3633.84 @ Mac Connection)
Keyboard: Microsoft SideWinder X6 Wired Standard Keyboard ($799.95 @ Amazon)
Mouse: Cherry M-4200 Wired Optical Mouse ($159.99 @ Mac Mall)
Total: $37843.50

>> No.31514989

>>31514951
didn't want to delete my cart on chrome, niggra.

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31514998

I got 37k, and this is kind of realistic
May need to ghetto rig one of the SSDs

>> No.31515000

>>31514989
>what is control + shift + N

>> No.31515037

>>31515000
>what is i have another cart on incognito
LEL

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31515088

Why don't you have an enterprise ssd? Can't handle it?

>> No.31515126

>>31515088
What's the difference between an enterprise one and a desktop one?

>> No.31515157

>>31515126
storage space, speed, price

>> No.31515288

>get a bunch of computer towers, specs are irrelevant
>Build a fort out of the towers.
>blanket/sheet for the roof
>print out a piece of paper saying "No Girls Allowed." attach it to your fort.
>hang out in fort.
>get sleepings bags if the whole fort thing becomes a multi-day event
DO IT

>> No.31515328

>>31515037
each window is a different session you dicksmith

>> No.31515333

>>31513879
i7
3 690's
Thermaltake Level 10 GT
SAMSUNG 840 500GB SSD x2
LG Black 14X BD-R 2X BD-RE 16X DVD+R 5X
MSI Big Bang-Marshal (B3)
CORSAIR Dominator Platinum 32GB (4 x 8GB)

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>>31514053
>vista
>2010+3

>> No.31515509

>>31514998

Going to each category on Newegg and selecting sorting price highest to lowest is not "realistic"

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31515516

How is this, OP? Had it lying around.

>> No.31515532

Most outrageous computer... let's see...
>multi Xeons
>multi Teslas
>custom loop
>rice and LED's to the max
Yep, that seems about right. It would probably be a good idea to get one of those "you want pray game?" cases.

>> No.31515550

build a server rack

>> No.31515557

>>31515516
>6x (2x 16 GB) RAM
Oh my Jesus.

>> No.31515561

cluster of 20,000 mac minis

>> No.31515589

>>31515509
As in, not buying 10 motherboards

>> No.31515591

>>31515516
>6 sets of 2x16GB RAM
>2 CPUs
>4 GPUs

What?

>> No.31515593

Oh and also, this is important. Install Gentoo!

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In terms of sheer bang-for-your-buck, it doesn't get much worse than a Raspberry Pi cluster.

>> No.31515765

why settle for 27" PC monitors when I can get 80" 4K TVs?

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31515779

Sup bitches.

>> No.31515785

>>31515591
Why not? Are you poor or something?

>> No.31515883

>>31515779
>50 tubes of thermal paste
No, you're just being a faggot. >>31515516 is doing it right.

>> No.31516083 [DELETED] 

CPU: Intel Core i7-3970X Extreme Edition 3.5GHz 6-Core Processor ($1044.98 @ SuperBiiz)
CPU Cooler: NZXT Kraken X60 98.3 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler ($133.98 @ Outlet PC)
Motherboard: ASRock X79 Extreme11 EATX LGA2011 Motherboard ($595.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Memory: G.Skill Ripjaws Z Series 64GB (8 x 8GB) DDR3-2133 Memory ($699.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: OCZ Octane 1TB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($2586.19 @ Mwave)

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Do you even lift?

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>>31516110
bill gates here

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>>31516110

you bet i do kiddo

>> No.31516228
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31516228

Corsair 550D vs Fractal Define R4

What are you're thoughts? Price isn't an issue.

>> No.31516238

What kind of shitty class is it?

Do you get to actually build it?

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>>31516188

>60k pc
>5 dollar mouse

mein sides

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>>31513879
>>http://www.apple.com/macbook-pro/

pic related

>> No.31516361

>>31516228
http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/corsair-obsidian-550d-fractal-design-define-r4-gigabyte-luxo-m10,3356-5.html

It's subjective, decide for yourself

>> No.31516438

>>31516228
550D

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31516528

It's been some time, but may still be relevant.

>> No.31516599

should be about 3 grand
CPU: Intel Core i7-3930K 3.2GHz 6-Core Processor
CPU Cooler: Noctua NH-D14 SE2011 CPU Cooler
Motherboard: Asus Rampage IV Extreme EATX LGA2011 Motherboard
Memory: Corsair Vengeance 16GB (4 x 4GB) DDR3-1600 Memory
Memory: Corsair Vengeance 16GB (4 x 4GB) DDR3-1600 Memory
Hard Drive: Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Hard Drive: Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Hard Drive: Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Hard Drive: Samsung 830 Series 128GB 2.5" Solid State Disk
Video Card: XFX Radeon HD 7970 3GB Video Card
Power Supply: SeaSonic 860W ATX12V / EPS12V Power Supply

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>>31516228
None, Silverstone KL04

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31516779

Look at the build time. Lel

>> No.31517024

Make the build I plan on making!!

>i7 3930K
>ASUS Rampage IV Extreme X79
>Corsair Dominator Platinum 8 x 8GB DDR3 1866
>Tri-SLI EVGA GTX 680
>Corsair Force GT 500GB SSD
>2x 1TB Seagate Barracuda 7,200
>Corsair AX1200i
>Corsair H100i
>Corsair 550D

And also going to be using 3x Dell U2711's. God I am pissing away my money.

>> No.31517954

>>31514482
it comes with 10 mobos.

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