talk about technology (or your lack of knowledge, because this is /g/). post desktops. post animu. hate on windows users. be the superior race/board. make friends. talk about being a NEET. Make fun of the people talking about being a NEET. chant USA a bunch. etc.
we got 21~ users online right now, 70 offline, and we're trying to bring it back to life. Send help.