I'm my mind you were in giant foam sandwich costume, and the drunk guy thought that you were a product of a bet he made at the bar about how the best way a genie would deliver a wish for a man sized sandwich. He took the opinion of a large plastic basket, when a stranger broke into the conversation and claimed a genie would try to fuck you over and ruin your wish, so a man size sandwich would just walk up to him. This clearly angered him and a fight broke out, with the drunk guy managing to steal the guys phone. He leaves to bar only to see you, a human sandwich walking down the street. Clearly the stranger was right, and drunk guy feels bad for stealing the strangers phone, but he has a plan, he will take a pic of the man sandwich with the guys phone and put it as the wallpaper, replacing a picture of a ugly baby. When the unlock screen doesn't work, he is forced to try to get his phone quickly before the magic sandwich is taken away. He gets in the elevator, only to you you make a run for it. He pounds on the glass, screaming "I WASN'T TRYING TO EAT YOU!"
in a twist of fate, he sees you again, now with your friends, at first he guess that these other costumed individuals must be some sort of magic users, but as none of you have blue skin or a single long leg made of smoke, he is confused why they are not genies. Suddenly the strangers phone rings, he answers it, the caller ID says ... It's the ugly baby? The drunk yells ' who are you! How do you know so much about man sandwichs?' the voice on the other side answers, ' who else could know exactly how genes work'. 'oh no...' that's right fool! You released me from my cellphone prison to win a bar bet and you lost!' the drunk drops the phone to the ground, just as the sandwichs friends turn around, it's the stranger in the bar in a Naruto headband and the baby dressed up as an ewok. The drunk collapse to the ground, knowing his dream of eating a giant sandwich was so close, only to be ripped away.