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Good day, /g/ents. Continuing the C+= (pronounced C-plus-Equality, or See Equality) saga.

We're designing a new feminist programming language based on this revolutionary article:
http://www.hastac.org/blogs/ari-schlesinger/2013/11/26/feminism-and-programming-languages

We need more code samples, and potentially more input in the specification. Also, some better website/logo designs are also needed. Patches welcome!

Here's the bitbucket: https://bitbucket.org/FeministSoftwareFoundation/c-plus-equality

Here's the website: http://feministsoftwarefoundation.org/

Shitstorm on Twitter: https://twitter.com/search?q=FeministSoftwareFoundation&src=typd&f=realtime

Shitstorm on Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/TumblrInAction/duplicates/1srp77/worlds_first_sjw_programming_language_c/

BitBucket complaint (DON'T TROLL THIS): https://bitbucket.org/site/master/issue/8629/harassing-repository

Here's the (usually outdated) backup: http://feministsoftwarefoundation.org/C-plus-Equality/

Old thread: >>38736037

>> No.38739151

And, guys, please keep it on topic.

>> No.38739153

>>38738954

>> No.38739177

>>38739153
It'll be quite easy. Just flip everything.

But the trouble is that they will then pretend it's sincere and say how the whole programming industry is misogynistic.

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38739179

Check you are privilage lol

>> No.38739190

Come on, you didn't even bait the hook!

>> No.38739193

Is it possible to implement paraconsistent logic at template- or compiler-level in C++?

If you guys can do that, then this repository will actually contain something very interesting, and related to the original paper by Arielle Schlesinger, that would be shameful for anybody to advocate deleting.

>> No.38739226

How do we stop these misogynist shitlords from oppressing us?

Is there anyway we can contest it being taken down from github?

>> No.38739240

>>38739193
It'll be an abstraction, as the underlying logic of computers is still binary, and no "feminist" would accept that.

>> No.38739246

>the letter "m" should be banned because it reminds me of the word "man“‘

https://twitter.com/lukasepple/status/411884574340567040

>> No.38739259

>>38739226
There were some whimpers on Twitter but that was it from yesterday.

We need some concerted effort of e-mails and bringing this to the press with the FSF and anyone who starred the GitHub repo as victims of doxxing and feminist bullying.

>> No.38739273

>>38739246
Excellent idea! We should replace all instances of the letter "m" with "f" to represent female unity.

>> No.38739279

>>38739193
>you guys
Get out.

>> No.38739291

I like the "sarcasm should be aimed up, not down" argument I see on Twitter. The desire of people -- who got a Github repo poking fun at an ideology for "harassment" in a few hours -- to play the underdog is pretty strong.

>> No.38739292

>>38739122
what does stallman think about this? can somebody write him an email asking him to support the feminist software foundation on their page?

>> No.38739293

A programming language with a political agenda?
Good luck with that.

>> No.38739320

>>38739293
>A satire on a programming language with a political agenda
FTFY

>> No.38739326

>Equality
>Only the venus symbol in the logo

>> No.38739328

>>38739293
>implying C++ isn't a programming language with a latent and deep-seated misogynistic political agenda

>> No.38739338

Well people of /g/, I think it is time for some lulz...

>> No.38739340

>>38739292
This!

If he endorses it we can even put a quote of him on our webpage!

>> No.38739354

>>38739326
thatsthejoke.png

>> No.38739358

>>38739177
>and say how the whole programming industry is misogynistic
And C+= won't backfire like this, because... ?

>> No.38739359

Honestly surprised y'all didn't take the opportunity to disable comments in C+=.

>> No.38739362

This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.

>> No.38739363

>>38739326
The venus symbol represents feminine qualities, which are underrepresented and oppressed in today's society. Men in programming are already advertised enough, so in a feminist programming language we will be promoting only female characteristics to increase the signal to noise ratio so that it tends toward equality with how loud males are.

>> No.38739377

but feminists are bitchy cunts, why are we trying to help them do something productive?

>> No.38739379

Best comment on twitter:
>She was asking for it.
by Ajith Nair, supposedly from India

>> No.38739383

>>38739291

especially since they HAD THE FUCKING THING TAKEN DOWN

and they still have the gall to consider themselves to be less powerful, despite being the only ones who actually used power

>> No.38739391

>>38739377
Are you retarded?

>> No.38739393

>>38739377
I swear some people are legitimately autistic on /g/ and can't spot satire.

>> No.38739396

>>38739326
>the point
>your head
Also clearly you've never seen the common feminist logo

>> No.38739408

>>38739359
We should fix that bug in the spec by allowing comments, but only if they pass a filtering regex in a template. Using a // or /* comment should violate the specification. Instead a template will be provided. You can only use feminist words and pronouns in these template comments.

>> No.38739413

Is this because you dont like men to think of things as objects?

>> No.38739417

those who are offended deserve to be offended

>> No.38739424

> https://bitbucket.org/FeministSoftwareFoundation/c-plus-equality/src/mistress/helloworld.Xe
> that post-amble

This part fucking sucks. Someone remove this with the message 'stop enforcing negative stereotypes'?

>> No.38739427

>>38739377
You are very unintelligent. Please attempt to do something productive yourself.

>> No.38739442

>>38739391
>>38739393
I read the article, in the OP, it didnt seem satirical at all. Why cater to their demands to create such a language?

yes I am autistic

>> No.38739452

http://feministsoftwarefoundation.org

Well...

>> No.38739457

>>38739424
How do you want it?

Write it up and I'll push it.

>> No.38739466

>>38739452
what

>> No.38739468
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38739468

>>38739292
What should I write to RMS?

>> No.38739471

>>38739452
Did someone hijack it or is admin-san pulling a ruse on Twitter?

>> No.38739472
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38739472

>>38739452
>URL: http://feministsoftwarefoundation.org/seized.jpg

top kek

>> No.38739478
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38739478

Too lazy to make a bitbucket account, but
>Curly brackets are not allowed, as they perpetuate our society's stereotype of the 'curly' women. Instead, Python-esque indentation is used.
>Indentation is fluid. Both spaces and tabs are allowed. At no point should the programmer attempt to use indentation to create actual hierarchy in code nesting, as that implies hierarchy in the code. Instead, code indentation is used only for aesthetic purposes.
The php alternative syntax for control structures can be used as an example. Even the name fits perfectly.
http://php.net/alternative_syntax

You could add something like "instead of using 'endif', 'endforeach', 'endswitch' and the like, 'endmisoginy' should be used to close every control structure - thus turning the patriarchal control structure into a liberation statement".

>> No.38739480

Wouldnt spamming guro on emails and webpages be a better way to get piss off feminists than to create something for them?

Cuuld someone explain this whole thing? I feel like Im missing a crucial puzzle piece

>> No.38739486

>>38739442
>what is trolling?

>> No.38739487

>>38739452
>http://feministsoftwarefoundation.org
The cops found out that we were masturbating without possessing a government permit notarized by a female companion.

>> No.38739506
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38739506

You guys are really going all out with this

>> No.38739508

>>38739480
It's satire that was only meant to be a /g/ joke after someone posted a retarded article about feminism and programming.

You fucking dense retard.

>> No.38739516
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>>38739468
Address me as Dr Stallman.

>It has come to my attention that a group of Internet feminists have, perhaps in an effort of flattery, set up the "Feminist Software Foundation", or "FSF" for short. They have drafted a new programming language, called C+=, or C-plus-Equality, or See Equality, based on concepts of gender equality, and seeking to combine feminist logic with software development.

>Here's the URL <https://bitbucket.org/FeministSoftwareFoundation/c-plus-equality> of their specification and repository, which also hosts their own software license. What are your thoughts on this?

>> No.38739523

>>38739478
Wow that's deep.
>>38739480
You misunderstand what we are trying to accomplish. We're not harassing anyone here. Yet our GitHub repository was still deleted.

Sometimes, the pen is mightier than the sword. By sitting here and not attacking anyone we have been attacked, and it is shocking to the onlookers. This is our new strategy.

>> No.38739532
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>>38739487
you guys don't have a permit? holy shit, I'm fucking done with you creeps

>> No.38739540

>>38739472
>http://feministsoftwarefoundation.org/seized.jpg
are you fucking serious?

>> No.38739552

>>38739478
Implemented.

>> No.38739554
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38739554

>>38739516

>> No.38739556

>>38739540
I'm like 99% sure this is a ruse.

>> No.38739562

>>38739122
This is golden.
It would have been better if you didn't take it to the hordes at reddit and twitter, but it's funny nonetheless.

You have my appreciation.

>> No.38739566

>>38739556

30 mins

> inb4 twitter shitstorm

>> No.38739584

>>38739562
The drama on Reddit and Twitter were self-manifested.

>> No.38739585

>Trigger warning: Laughter. C+= (a programming language for women!) is the funniest thing I've seen in years.

Why don't twitter users know the difference between women and feminists? Have these people never heard of Kathleen Booth or Grace Hopper?

Women are not only capable of using current programming languages, they're so damn good at it that they wrote a few of them.

DUMB women find it difficult for the same reasons dumb men so, but unlike dumb men they take their own idiocy as a sign of kyriarchal oppression and cry to feminism, despite the fact that doing this is an attempt by these dumb women and the feminists who give them the time of day to exploit the very agency-less gender role than feminism purports to fight.

On topic: is the original article 'legit', or a troll in itself?

>> No.38739613

>>38739584
In that case, everything's good.
Great work.

>> No.38739638

>>38739585
>is the original article 'legit', or a troll in itself?
That is what all those enraged masses should waste their efforts to find out and justify if not a troll.

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>> No.38739649
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38739649

Why am I getting this? I can't imagine ANYTHING from this being copyrighted

>> No.38739650

>>38739585
Added note at the top of README.

>> No.38739651

>>38739452
What

>> No.38739655

>= means assignment, forcing value instead of comparing
>== is equality
I love the name of this language

>> No.38739668
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38739668

>>38739516
let's wait

>> No.38739669

>>38739649
Well, they are using the Free Software's Foundation's initials, it'll be like calling your website GNU.

>> No.38739672

>>38739648
hahhahahahahah

>> No.38739675

>>38739540
http://lmgtfy.com/?q="international+website+seizure+act"

>> No.38739678

>>38739649
see
>>38739472
>>38739472

>> No.38739684

>>38739648
Add the twitter names, faggot.

>> No.38739697

>>38739585
>On topic: is the original article 'legit', or a troll in itself?
Conversely, does it matter? Consider the fact that we can't tell just by looking at it - this is known as Poe's law. Poe's law is basically an observation of the fact that certain religious statements and deliberately inane satirical statements are often indistinguishable by an outside observer.

Feminism is a religion.

>> No.38739700

>>38739684
i dont want the "women" to attack the women...

yesterday they were contacting peoples employers n shit.

>> No.38739702

>>38739668
Hue hue hue

>> No.38739708

>>38739648
I think this settles it.

>> No.38739727
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38739727

Geez, how many agencies did you piss off, /g/?

>> No.38739732

>>38739708
is it really news to you that ugly, unappealing xersons are using feminism to lobby for higher status?

>> No.38739739

>>38739472
You might get a real one for using a fake one

lel

>> No.38739742

>the website has been seized

Thank god it's ogre.

>> No.38739745

>>38739727

22

>> No.38739751

>>38739727
Is the owner trolling us or what?

>> No.38739754
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38739754

>>38739648
>None of the butthurt feminists were actually female
>All of the cool and tolerant feminists were female

>> No.38739757
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>>38739727
Haha oh wow.

>> No.38739759

>>38739742
the admin is rusing you, you donk

>> No.38739760

>>38739585
Fucking this. Just a bunch of technically incompetent dumb cunts who blame the patriarchy for their own stupidity and want to project it on all other women. Somebody slap down these mysogynist bitches and get them to shut up for once.

Yea the article is 100%. Welcome to academic feminism.

>> No.38739763

>>38739648
bottom left is kawaii :3

>> No.38739783

>>38739763
>dem glasses
Nope

>> No.38739795
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38739795

Hey, admin of fsf.org, original OP FSF here.

Could you stop the rusing? Twitter feminists will actually think they've won or something.

Also, update your repo backups. They're out of date.

Peace.

>> No.38739800

>>38739783
no taste

>> No.38739801

>>38739783
Nothing wrong with glasses.

>> No.38739802

For those of you who like actually go outside and stuff, have you ever been in a situation where an extremist feminist made a female uncomfortable?

For those of you who stay in the basement... trust me it happens once in a blue moon.

>> No.38739807

>>38739585
>is the original article 'legit', or a troll in itself?
Its genuine, which is why I dont understand how this is at all funny. What, because using feminist paradigms in programming to an extreme extent will surely rustle the jimmies of maybe the three or four programmer/feminists worldwide and then we'll be laughing at them getting angry at our "extremism" while we sit to our basements and do actual work to create this farce?

You understand how insane this whole idea is? I hope you all deem this a worthwhile way to spend your time

>> No.38739813

>>38739802
I've never leaved my mom basement, pls explain.

>> No.38739822

>>38739783
I bet you're some fucking Nazi. Just because someone has slightly fucked up lenses in their eyeballs doesn't mean they are worse

check your privelege

>> No.38739828

>>38739802
extremists feminists make everyone uncomfortable, man

>> No.38739833

>>38739697
Yeah, the HN discussion on the original article had some people claiming it was a troll, and others claiming it had a lot of interesting ideas. There were also people saying "this is fucking stupid", but not enough.

>> No.38739835

>>38739802
Y'know, I don't actually live in my parent's basement.

I live in the attic.

>> No.38739838

>>38739800
>>38739801
>>38739822
NO reason for them to be that big

if you seriously like girls with fucking stupid overblown LE NERD XD glasses you're cancer

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38739840

>>38739795

>> No.38739844

>>38739802
one of my best friends is a female who is "active in the lgbt community" that regularly tells off militant feminists

>> No.38739849

>>38739807
>surely rustle the jimmies of maybe the three or four programmer/feminists worldwide
Try hundreds based on the Twitter shitstorm. Riling up the top SV trannies is funny.

>> No.38739855

>>38739838
>NO reason for them to be that big
Cuteness is a good reason.

>> No.38739866

>>38739838
maybe the glasses are satire of "LE NERD XD"

>> No.38739870

>>38739855
...no

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38739873

>>38739795
>>38739840
Oh, also, now that I've got hold of you.

Fags on /gd/ are helping you to get the website design going. So pop over there, /g/ent.

>>>/gd/124893

>> No.38739876

>>38739838
Come on, you don't find them even slightly turn you on?
Where's your penis, man

>> No.38739878

>>38739840
>okay-meme-face

He just keeps rusing! Someone stop him!

>> No.38739885

>>38739585
>On topic: is the original article 'legit', or a troll in itself?

As far as I can tell, Schlesinger is a young, misguided woman who's trying to forge a new academic path.

I'm going to guess that her academic advisor is a liberal-arts feminist who knows absolutely nothing about the sciences; and has no business advising someone about a STEM-related topic -- but unfortunately Schlesinger is too young and impressionable to realize it.

This will be quite a learning experience for Schlesinger -- but she'll be learning something completely different than she originally thought she would.

>> No.38739888

>>38739800
>>38739801
>>38739822
Nice bait, normal glasses are fine, not that hipster shit
>>38739855
They're not cute

>> No.38739894

>>38739849
oh wow jeepers now were trollan!

>> No.38739900

>>38739840
>okay-meme-face.jpg
I don't even know what satire is anymore.
Am I satire?
Are you?

>> No.38739902

>>38739866
>spending hundreds on fucking stupid fashion so you can spend several minutes explaining to everyone you meet that you aren't really a vapid whore and they're just 'ironic' glasses

ok

>> No.38739908

>>38739888
>2014
>not being a hipster

>> No.38739928
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38739928

You guys are disappointing.

Stop talking about hipster glasses already. we need to generate more butthurt from this.

>> No.38739930
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38739930

>>38739888
>They're not cute
In your opinion.

In my opinion you're wrong.

I don't care about anti-"hipster" butthurt.

>> No.38739931

>>38739833
The actual idea of making a feminist programming language is pretty stupid. Basically the only intellectually interesting topic relating to that is the parallel between feminist logic and paraconsistent logic and how computers interpret logical assertions. However, the idea that a programming language can be intrinsically biased by the body of people who created it actually is an interesting idea that's worth discussing. Programming languages are the basic device to facilitate interaction between a human and a computer. Most programming languages are biased to make writing certain kinds of code easier, for example, it's harder to write functional reactive code in C++ than Haskell. But could this also hold true for the way that group of people A thinks versus the way that group B thinks? Maybe programming languages written by people in group A are harder to use for people in group B.

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38739939

>>38739795
What? This loads for me when I open the page...

>> No.38739940

>>38739908
I've been to Starbucks once

Checkmate, Windowsfags

>>38739930
That's fucking gross, get some taste anon

>> No.38739942

>>38739928
get /b/ involved already if that's what you're after

>> No.38739956

>>38739648
Redheads confirmed for cool girls.

>> No.38739963
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38739963

>>38739928
Post more Assuka :3

>> No.38739968

>>38739930
disgusting. youre indoors take off that retarded fucking hat and those ridiculous glasses

1/10 would not approach other than to scold

>> No.38739976

>>38739939
Well that's good, because it was that fake takedown notice a while back.

>>38739942
Nah, /b/ is dead. It's filled with actual SJW people now. They'll just make the whole thing burn into ashes.

>> No.38739980

>>38739840
master trole 2013

>> No.38739989

>>38739939
Who gets the coins you donate?

>> No.38739990

>>38739976
>Nah, /b/ is dead. It's filled with actual SJW people now.

This cannot be true.

>> No.38740001

>>38739976
I dunno, I'm here since yesterday's start on Github...

>>38739989
Like anyone would donate... pfahahah.
Beats me btw. Guess it's the owner of the domain.

>> No.38740003

>>38739928
>we need to generate more butthurt from this
is that it takes? is that what will satisfy you at the end of the day?

I can only recommend you do something more productive with your time
a

>> No.38740009

>>38739990
/b/ might as well be a fucked up reddit, so yeah, probably.

>> No.38740021

>>38739990
If that is truly the case then moot has the option to actually DECREASE the signal-to-noise ratio in /b/. /b/ is random, after all. There's no sense in a predominant idea existing in a place dedicated to random noise.

>> No.38740023

>>38739990
It isn't. They are certainly softer but far from SJW.

Sadly, they are no longer a part of 4chan, they will do exactly the opposite of what we ask them because they are "le trole so le randum xddddd".

>> No.38740024

>>38739763
nah. those hipster bullshit glasses ruin it. don't people realize all that 'hipster' fashion crap is our contemporary equivalent of 80s big hair and that in less than a decade they'll be fucking embarrassed of having ever thought all that 'ironic' faggotry looked good?

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>>38740003
> more productive
> you are on /g/ posting in a silly thread

Look who talks... hah.
Also what those femicunts do is much better.. right?

>> No.38740033

>>38740003
Okay.

I just want people to get upset as I crowdsource old school humour from /g/ and /pol/. It's fun.

I've got time to spare as well. So there.

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38740035

Jesus Christ.. this has gotten way too out of hand.

We are definitely gonna get another news article about /g/ being a unsafe and offensive bullying website.

>> No.38740043

>>38739873

Facebook page logo updated.
repo backups updated

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38740044

I almost feel sorry for them. I'd succinctly respond why the original article has deep misconceptions about programming and the overall subject while adressing this is plain satire. But I don't know enough about the subject nor I can express myself clearly as to answer anything they would throw at me.

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38740054

>>38739963
I have that one saved as "Asuka teaches programming."

>> No.38740059

>>38740035
Everyone's opinion is valid.
But some people shouldn't be allowed to discuss their opinion.
Moot doesn't enforce this, therefore 4chan is a bad and scary place.

>> No.38740072

>>38740035
oh not only that, now we'll become the patriarchy's main instrument of oppression too

captcha: greatyi paternal

>> No.38740077

>>38739800
yea these basement dwellers don't understand how awesome ironically ill-fitting, grotesquely oversized, intentionally hideous and completely unpractical eyewear actually is. fuck those autist faggots uncapable of appreciating irony.

>> No.38740082

>>38740059
>But some people shouldn't be allowed to discuss their opinion.
How does this make sense? If everyone's opinion is valid, why would some not be 'allowed' to discuss it?

>> No.38740083

>>38740044
LOL

>> No.38740100
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38740100

How come this thread isn't neck deep in shit? There's usually feminist hate in most threads. Is /g/ scared?
I remember when krautchan went under from feminists and that faggot tranny mod Lambda.

>> No.38740106

>>38739802
really? please enlighten us, oh world-weary normalfag.

>> No.38740112

>>38740044
>fake code
Doesn't our code compile properly yet?

>> No.38740113

You realize this is how SRS started?

It was started as a joke/satire and eventually got taken over.


You've been warned.

>> No.38740114
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>>38740054

>> No.38740123

>>38740059
u wot m78?

>> No.38740136

>>38740114
>>38740054
>>38739963
>>38739928
fuck off

>> No.38740144

>>38740113
This is true, but I think the project is safe. Feminists don't ever actually do things. They just whine until their incoherent rage shifts to something else.

>> No.38740146

>>38740054
Does that mean "are you an idiot?"

>> No.38740151

>>38740113
And SRS still generates laughs even today.
I don't see the problem.

>> No.38740152

>>38739968

Let me explain the way a heterosexual man (me for example) would approach this.

I would think: "Ok, she's trying to attract attention with her hat/glasses. Good for her -- attracting attention will probably get her more sex. And if there's anything I'm in favor of it's women getting more sex. So I'm just going to ignore her hipster get-up and focus on the fact that she's a woman with sexual needs that require attention. Once all her clothes are off, she won't be dressed like a hipster anymore, she'll just be ready to fuck, and that's really the whole point here, isn't it?"

I have several gay friends like you, and I never cease to be amazed at how different our attitudes are. They care about superficial appearances. I care about pussy. We just see the world differently.

>> No.38740153
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38740153

I'm going to make a YouTube video with tutorials on the feminist programming language.

Hello world will be the first.

Anyone want to help?

>> No.38740169

>>38740113
Let 'em take it over. If the femtards really want to embrace this shit, I say let 'em. It'll serve to let everyone else who has functioning brain cells to avoid them like the plague.

>> No.38740170

>>38740044
When you take a "feminist programming language paradigm" seriously or even think about programming languages placing on such a continuum you've already lost. It's completely nonsensical.

>> No.38740171

>O is 50% of the time 0, and 50% of the time 1.
Should be changed to "O is 50() of the time 0, and 50() of the time 1". Put a trigger warning if you're going to use the cock and balls character.

>> No.38740182

>>38740153
Nigger this garbage doesn't even have a compiler.

>> No.38740185
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>>38740136
That's rude. Please don't be rude.

>> No.38740191

>>38740153
DO IT

>> No.38740195

>>38740044
Lol what, did she even read the original article? She's talking about something totally unrelated.

>> No.38740196
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38740196

FSF OP here.

Hahaha it seems the feminists are signing me alt e-mail up for things like planned parenthood and shit.

>> No.38740200

>>38740182
Compilers aren't allowed.

>> No.38740203

>>38740100
you do realize that this thread is mostly satirical

>> No.38740204
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>>38739291
Yep.

>> No.38740207

>>38740196
Now that's just low. Wow.

>> No.38740216

>>38740044
HAHAHAHA

>> No.38740218

>>38740153
You're going to need the female equivalent of Microsoft Sam to voice it.

>> No.38740219

>>38740100
>insulting trannies

Your cis privilege? Please be checking

>> No.38740230

>>38740200
So who's going to write the intherpreter for it?

What language should I write it in? C? Python?

>> No.38740236

>>38740153
Make it happen.

>> No.38740238

>>38740182

Compilers are a heteronormative social construct.

>> No.38740241

>>38739802
Really? Oh you must be an uneducated lower-class rube then who has never been privy to the extravagances of militant feminism in elite
liberal arts-educated America. Good for you, son. It's so awful you can't even imagine.

>> No.38740248

>>38740196
You should have used a cock.li email address.

>> No.38740250

>>38740195
She's not. She is addressing that we need more variety in programming because 'the biggest problem in the world is lack of diversity'.
Still it's pretty stupid.

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>>38740200
Why? Are compilers are patriarchal?

>> No.38740258

>>38740204
what's wrong with contributing to this repo

>> No.38740261

>tfw fefe mentioned us
http://blog.fefe.de/?ts=ac52a89f
Germans are in on this shit, yo

>> No.38740262

>>38740248
Too late to change now.

Or is it?

>> No.38740264

>>38740152
tl;dr
>i wanna see bitches get fucked
>gays are faggots

>> No.38740265

Mirrors are part of the patriarchy's plot to objectify women! Take them down of change them!

>> No.38740268

>>38740230

How about GML

>> No.38740272

>>38740044
>I give a lot of talks now at corporations dedicated to technology innovation and, with fifteen minutes, I always hear that the single biggest problem in that world is lack of diversity.
LOL

>> No.38740275
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38740275

lel they got my fake ass twitter account "suspended" just because i sent an "unsolicited" comment to them using @username

the fuck kind of retardation is that? almost all the ones complaining are sending unsolicited messages to github, bitbucket, etc.

if any of you get a message from them on twitter, report them.

>> No.38740278

>>38740204
Hoooooooooly shitfuck that Aly is really bitchass-fucking-ugly. GOD DAMN!

>> No.38740290

Test-based Pacwoman when?

Pacwoman = female symbol
Ghosts = male symbol

>> No.38740303

>>38740275
GitHub kicked out every user when they complained about that bullshit feminist pull request. When the dev wrote "he" in the comment of the code.

And everyone who said that's just fine, GitHub deleted their accounts. Got mine deleted as well, but of course I was using an alt one.

Silly fucks.

>> No.38740307

>>38740204
>>38740275
Feminists aren't fond of free speech

>> No.38740308
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38740308

Horsefuckers are with us, it seems.
That can't be good.

>> No.38740310

The GitHub affair is on the front page of Slashdot!

>> No.38740313

>>38740261
this is big

>> No.38740314

>>38740262
Worth a try

>> No.38740319

>>38740275
>unsolicited

wait what the fuck, isn't that what twitter is all about?

for it to be solicited, wouldn't they need to send an unsolicited message to you informing you of this fact?

this makes no sense

>> No.38740321

>>38740303
please elaborate and sauce if possible

>> No.38740327

>>38740044
>spending billions just to have a vagina doing code instead of a penis

LOL, this is the efficiency that political correctness brings you. the technology world is the ONLY growing sector and the ONLY one people are ever really excited about. its hilarious how they think this is a "problem" that needs to be fixed.

>> No.38740328

>>38740308
Horsefuckers have proven time and time to be cooler than you would assume

>> No.38740329

>>38740290
>Trapped with ghost male symbols coming from all sides
R-R-RAAAAPP.... ahh~ ahhh~!!

>> No.38740332

>>38740310
Link?

>> No.38740339

>>38740310
and they linked to this thread...

http://tech.slashdot.org/story/13/12/14/1618239/github-takes-down-satirical-c-plus-equality-language

>> No.38740343

>>38740310
and that would have meant something 10 years ago!

>> No.38740345

>>38740303
https://github.com/joyent/libuv/pull/1015

This was the thing. Don't know what remained. In the end I just sent them a "Fuck you" in e-mail after they went full retard stating that disagreeing on the issue is against their ToS.

>> No.38740350

>>38740332
http://tech.slashdot.org/story/13/12/14/1618239/github-takes-down-satirical-c-plus-equality-language

They got that it was satirical, at least

>> No.38740351

>>38740328
>>>/mlp/

>> No.38740352

>>38740308
>implying people in this thread aren't horsefuckers

>> No.38740353

Inherpreter is to be written in Go. Making the logo for it now.

http://tech.slashdot.org/story/13/12/14/1618239/github-takes-down-satirical-c-plus-equality-language

Also, we're on the front page of Slashdot.

>> No.38740354

>>38740332
go to slashdot.org it's the first article

>> No.38740367

>>38740329
GLORIOUS

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>> No.38740378

>>38740339
HI SLASHDOT!
frosty piss
Natalie Portman
hot grits
Am I cool yet, you insensitive clods?

>> No.38740388

>>38739855
Ok, we get already you are 15 and grew up with media all around you peddling this hipster look as somehow desirable but.. no, son it is not. It is objectively not. It's been all a marketing ploy by companies to finally get rid of a bunch of their moulding surplus stock left from the 80s.

You'll grow out of it soon tho.

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>>38740339
> Posted by timothy on Saturday December 14, 2013 @11:20AM
> timothy

GODDAMN IT TIMOTHY.

>>38740321
https://github.com/joyent/libuv/pull/1015

>> No.38740391

>>38740375
I REQUIRE NUTRIENTS

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>>38740339
>>38740350
>>38740261

>> No.38740402
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38740402

>yfw you realize that a bunch of glorious neckbeards on /g/ have developed a more coherent programming language in a few days than any third wave feminist ever has?

>> No.38740406

>>38740353
>inherpreter
my fucking sides
this is the best thing we've done in a long time

>> No.38740408
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38740408

The original blog caught on.

>> No.38740409

>>38740388
Actually, I'm in my 20s.

>It's objectively not.
That isn't how beauty works.

>> No.38740416

>>38740339
>'C Plus Equality' as a parody of feminism, dismissing OOP as 'objectifying' and inheritance as "a tool of the patriarchy"
I love you guys

N
I
G
G
E
R
S

>> No.38740424

This is good for BitBucket

Nobody knew them before this scandal. Discuss.

>> No.38740426

>>38740402
> implying developing a real language would be any harder

Anyone who took an ASM/compilers course at uni could make on in a matter of days (if you want it to be really usable.)

How about that?

>> No.38740427

>>38740402
Making some preprocessor macros for an existing language isn't really creating a language.

>> No.38740435

Github killing the repo will bring this a lot of attention.

It's about time (extremist) feminists got mocked for everyone to see.

>> No.38740449

>>38740424
Any publicity is good publicity

/g/'s Karma +5

>> No.38740450

>>38740408
>Fake code
>implying

>> No.38740454

>>38740424
I'm not sure, didn't they have a fling with hosting Linux, causing Linus to make git or something?

>> No.38740457

>>38740261
>based fefe

>> No.38740461

>>38740268
Does Mark Overmars espouse feminism?

>> No.38740465

>>38740424
Indeed. It's a good advertisement, and BitBucket is awesome. (But I doubt there is any programmer who never heard of them. Currently they are the only one offering free private repos.)

>>38740435
Github is a fucking fagshit place.
Hurr collaborate, hurr create.
CREATE but god help you if we don't like your shit.

What the fuck is that?
Fuck Github. Cancerous shit.

>> No.38740466

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSTechnology/comments/1st51n/the_worlds_first_feminist_programming_language_c/

Some are actually taking it serious, this has potential.

>Eh, while I applaud them for doing this I still think there's a long way to go before Women and LGBT people are able to integrate into STEM without massive resistance. Attitudes need to change at a grass roots level and I can't see any startups, colleges or universities rushing to embrace a language that promotes equality when the entire field is still comprised of 90%+ cis white males and still suffers from horrendous amounts of misogyny.

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>fizzbuzz.Se
>% now known as the "cock and balls operator"
holy shit my sides

>> No.38740483

Why no dogecoin donation address?

>> No.38740484

>>38740454
BitBucket is still Git. It's impossible that BitBucket was Git and then Linus made Git because that would present an important time paradox.

>> No.38740486

MUH DONGLE

>> No.38740487

>>38739876
Au contraire: it is a massive turnoff for any self-respecting heterosexual. You've just been conditioned by hipster millenial bullshit.

Now think about it: look back to recent fashion history, and tell me a single other instance of 'irony' or 'intentionally hideous glasses' as a consistent sex symbol? so much for universal appeal.

>> No.38740488

>>38740327
>the resulting code is equally as bad except you're a billion dollars short

>> No.38740491

>>38740454
But Linus is a faggot.
Like really, he got good moments, but unless he were some popular developer, police would have already locked him up due to his comments/emails.

>> No.38740493

>>38740454
You're thinking of BitKeeper

>> No.38740502

if (fault == mine)
{
fault = his;
cry();
return fault;
}


Is this the kind of code sample you're looking for?

>> No.38740513
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38740513

By the way...
Since I hate Github, and BitBucket is awesome with it's git... here is a good software you might like.

SmartGit/Hg.
Found it on Superuser a while back and it's pure awesome. Runs on every system. Sure it's paid software for profitable projects (implying you don't lie at first run), but it works really well.

So yeah. Enjoy.
It makes BitBucket a breeze.

>> No.38740515

>>38740466
>Don't like that someone has enough knowledge about programming to even make this satire article.
>Just call them a brogrammer, that'll show em.

Yeah. Fantastic you cocks.

>> No.38740519

>>38740502
// Remember to check your privilege. Always.
PrivilegeCheck();

>> No.38740527

>>38739885
Nah she'll be a rising star in the field. Contemporary humanities doesn't give a shit about getting technicalities right, so they'll welcome her equivocations as wonderful, novel insights. Recall the Sokal affair.

>> No.38740530

>>38740502
What variable type is fault here?

Are we using static or dynamic typing anyway? I feel like static typing is kind of classist.

>> No.38740533

>>38740314
And done.

feministsoftwarefoundation@loves.dicksinmyan.us

>> No.38740539
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38740539

here you go guys

>> No.38740541

>>38740465
Time to leave github

>> No.38740544

>>38740502

Yes, but the if operator seems superfluous.

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>>38740533
nice

>> No.38740546

>>38740513
>not free software
get out

>> No.38740550

>>38740457
Something's wrong in that fat fuck's head but I still love him.

>> No.38740552

How is bitbucket better than github?

>> No.38740556

>>38740539
10/10 my friend.

>> No.38740564

>>38740539
Fantastic.

>> No.38740567

>>38740513
>Requires JRE
0/10 would not install

>> No.38740571
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>>38740513
>nonfree

Shill.

>> No.38740572

>>38740533
I'd suggest rewriting the entire git history to point to that e-mail

>> No.38740576

This is going to be harmful long-term.

Tech was generally untouched by feminism. We blew a retarded article nobody cared about out of proportions.

Prepare for massive unwanted attention and big changes on the tech industry.

>> No.38740581

>>38740552

Freedom of expression.

>> No.38740582

>>38740196
dude use /g/'s cock.li email address for MAXIMUM butt pain. ill even give you mine if you want. its "tranny@cock.li"

>> No.38740584

>>38740539
Beautiful.

>> No.38740585

>>38740552
They don't delete satire.

>> No.38740588

>>38740552
They haven't kowtowed to some whiny, easily-offended idiots

>> No.38740593

>>38740493
Oh, I take it back then, I honestly can't see anything wrong with bitbucket then.

Are there any big differences between it and github?

>> No.38740595

>>38740541
I did. They did outrageous shit many times already.

>>38740546
Enjoy using the cli client. To me, Git was always a clusterfuck, and I needed a good client. Github got one, but it's simple and shit.

I love cli, I embrace it and all.
But on things like Git, I love visual representation of things you know...

>>38740567
> cuz they h8 things on the internet lel
There is nothing wrong with Java. But maybe you will get that one day.

>>38740571
It's free for open-source/personal projects.
(And goddamn cheap if you need a license because you are a good person. Just check IntelliJ's license price.)

>> No.38740597

>>38740576
>Tech was generally untouched by feminism. We blew a retarded article nobody cared about out of proportions.
No.
Did you miss out on the node.js drama?

>> No.38740601

>>38740513
>>38740546

Just go with GitLab already. It's similar to SmartGit, except it's free software and whatnot.

http://gitlab.org/

>> No.38740602

>>38740576
Don't worry, it was already started to infect it. Remember Donglegate? It's been like that for a while.

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muh sides

>> No.38740611

>>38740567

Use openjdk, retard.

>>38740576
>Tech was generally untouched by feminism.

Donglegate was just one isolated event of many. There is nothing feminists touch that doesn't turn to shit.

>> No.38740612

>>38740576
They started it first by polarizing the debate and censoring everything. Now it's all out warfare.

>> No.38740617

>>38740576
>Tech was generally untouched by feminism.
top lel m8. theyve been at this for years and the amount of women in CS keeps going down. thats why theyve been forced to invent bullshit positions like developer evangelist.

>> No.38740618

>>38740576
Tech -- in the startup, SV, Twitter, hipster sense -- is already pozzed inside and out.

>> No.38740619

>>38740533
i hope this isn't what you actually changed it to. It's really not subtle at all

>> No.38740634

>>38740595
Wasn't IntelliJ free as in freedom and free as in free beer?

>> No.38740636

>>38740539
Kudos!

>>38740601
Looks like "HgLab" to me, like ... what is says, a self-hosted repo / web interface. SmartGit/Hg is a tool... you know. Check the screenshots. They do different things.

I never said you *need* it. I found it, and I liked it.

>> No.38740640

>>38740539
Pushed!!!!

>> No.38740643
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>>38740609
>OSX

>> No.38740647

>>38740640
LINK MEH

>> No.38740649

>>38740595
>it's free for open-source/personal projects

Where's the source code, then?

>> No.38740651
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>>38740617
What the fuck does developer evangelist even do? Post on twitter? For 40 hours a week?

>> No.38740657

>>38740634
The community edition of their Java IDE is Apache licensed. It's also quite good if you need to write Java.

>> No.38740660

>>38740634
I would write now a thousand of smileys here.
NO. It never was.
There is indeed a community (shit) edition.

But the professional costs a gazillion dollars at least. I just meant it as an example. Check Visual Studio 2013. Check whatever.
Everything related to coding costs thousands at least.

>>38740649
oh, you!

>> No.38740662

>>38740582
Nah, I like this one better.

>>38740572
Done.

>>38740647
Just look at the README you dufu.

>> No.38740664

Git is a protocol designed by rapists.
"git push" can be used with a "-f" (force/rape) parameter.

>> No.38740667

>>38739930
That's just your opinion. The fact is you are damn wrong. Seriously mate, look at it in this way: to find Demi Lovato attractive you have to get her to put on.. nerd glasses and a fedora? Doesn't that alone tell you something, mate?

>> No.38740672

You guys are taking this joke too far.

>> No.38740674
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>>38739122
why do the girls on twitter think this is funny? shouldn't they be getting mad at us?

>> No.38740680

>>38740651
>that screenshot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.38740687

As a woman, I can say this has gone way too far.

>> No.38740689

>>38740657
Yeah but the community edition equals to Eclipse and you are better off with eclipse anyway. (more plugins, etc.)
Unless you go cool (professional), it sucks.

I love JetBrains products, all of them are fucking A. But the price is really not suited for small teams. (I used them for Java, Python, Ruby, PHP. Shit is so cash. They are working on a C / C++ IDE as well. For now, I use Netbeans with Clang.)

>> No.38740690

>>38740660
>everything related to coding costs thousands at least

Emacs costs money now?


Eclipse is free, too, if you really want a GUI.

>> No.38740692

>>38740651
>What the fuck does developer evangelist even do?

They cause problems, that's what they do. They are to coders what psychologists are to HR.

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>>38740651
yep. they go around "raising peoples spirits" about technology, LMAO. only in a sick jewified society i tell ya. pic related, its a tech evangelist.

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38740709

My favourite part in all of this is where the feminists have a few moments believing that this is a genuine, well meaning project.

Then a man explains to them that it's a joke.

That to me is just priceless.

>> No.38740711

>>38740687
As a man, I'm still laughing.
Sorry that some ideological groups make your gender look dumber.

>> No.38740714

>>38740687
As a tranny, I say not far enough.

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>>38740651
#rekt

>> No.38740717

>>38740674
>why do the girls on twitter think this is funny? shouldn't they be getting mad at us?

Real women don't have a problem with "sexist" jokes. You can expect them contributing to the project.

>> No.38740720

>>38740697
What? What does that even mean? How do they do it?

>>38740692
So they just bug the programmers? How?

>> No.38740721
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38740721

Holy shit, some people are platinum mad because of this. Good job /g/.

>> No.38740722

>>38740667
She is still pretty regardless.

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>>38740687

>> No.38740741

>>38740697

Do not want.

>> No.38740744

WE STREISSAND NOW

http://tech.slashdot.org/story/13/12/14/1618239/github-takes-down-satirical-c-plus-equality-language

>> No.38740745

>>38740690
Yeah you can just echo shit into text files as well.
Let me rephrase: Everything that is considered a professional tool in the programming area.

VIM is indeed professional and free on the other hand. Emacs is better for checking mail, writing TODO lists than writing code in.
> muh broken hand

>>38740687
> woman
No FUCKING WAY you are a woman.
Just get out. WEARING GIRL CLOTHES WON'T MAKE YOU A WOMAN.

Even having surgery won't fix you.
Deal with it. You are a MAN. Or a manpussy, boy. Whatever, but definitely not a woman.

>> No.38740752

>>38740720
Starting shitstorms on bugtrackers, rallying their hordes of whiteknights on twitter, public defamation, etc.

>> No.38740757

>>38740651
top fucking kek

>> No.38740758

>>38740744
read the thread cumlord

>> No.38740762

>>38740745
>Eclipse is the same as using cat for code
>all this cis privilege

Poor troll, 2/8 b8

>> No.38740768

I don't know what's going on in this thread but I hope it's one giant ruse.

>> No.38740770

>>38740720
>So they just bug the programmers? How?

They serve to several things like:
- Controlling you when your boss is not around;
- Find out the latest hipster frameworks to make your boss force you to develop in;
- Repeat tech advice without knowing what they are talking about;

I could go on one entire day if you wish ...

>> No.38740772

>>38740721
You should of seen last night. Some trannie completely freaked out at us, and called us dudebros, but was utterly destroyed when he was linked to a desktop thread and found out that the person he was arguing against was some waifufag.

>> No.38740776
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>>38740720
they go around spreading "awareness" about technology and issues in technology. look at her website (pic related). women have democratic power and money (that they got from their abuse of democratic power), so now they literally make companies waste time and money "spreading awareness" and "fixing" social issues, rather than creating real products and services.

http://ashedryden.com/

>> No.38740794

>>38740752
Why are people following them though?

>>38740770
>>38740776
Sounds horrible. Does anyone here have a tech evangelist at their workplace? How is it?

>> No.38740796

>>38740762
> sadface.jpg

>>38740770
So being a faggot in general.
We call them team leaders, and they do anything but lead the team. For example mine restocks the food supplies every day.
Much work.

>>38740776
Retarded people want to earn money and they found a way.

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>>38740609

>> No.38740807

>>38740794
white cis male liberal guilt

>> No.38740812

>>38740776
>that update

Holy shit. Why does she think twitter employees care whether she uses twitter or not?

>> No.38740816

>>38739516
>inb4 he doesn't like it because non gnu.

>> No.38740817

>>38740152
Ok sure enough, testosterone-oozing matey. But then you also agree that those stupid glasses don't do her any favor to her attractiveness then.

>> No.38740819

>>38740796
>Retarded people want to earn money and they found a way.

Even more retarded bosses hire them.

>> No.38740830

>>38740812
because she represents womyn.

>you dont want to offend minorities now do you? very destructive to your company because we have social and political power ;)

>> No.38740835
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>>38740687

>> No.38740846

>>38740819
Implying they care about the company.
They want to do the absolute minimum just to keep the company afloat so they get their premium and paycheck. That's what it's all about.

And I have to commend them. They are smart.
All those autists Google hire may write code all day, but those are just intelligent code monkeys. Bosses are smart.

I always went the smart way in my life, because I don't want to be someone's code monkey for my entire life. I rather command people or just be an asshole all day and get much more money. (And money is not the only thing here I'm doing this for.)

>> No.38740847

This has finally pushed me to move to bitbucket. Fuck paying for private repos, and fuck shithub.

>> No.38740856

>>38740847
Same here, won't use github anymore

>> No.38740860

>>38740597, not him but
what node.js drama?

>> No.38740863

>>38739795
>Also, update your repo backups. They're out of date.
cant someone just put it in a cronjob or script to update every 30 minutes?

>> No.38740864

>>38740847
>>38740856
But how will you work without social coding?

>> No.38740865

>>38740830
>>you dont want to offend minorities now do you? very destructive to your company because we have social and political power ;)

Nope, you don't have power, you are ideological bullies that wish to become a leisure class at the expense of the majority.

You won't get it and it the end your special snowflake ilk will be exterminated because you are abusing what you got.

>> No.38740869

>>38740847
You could just use mercurial and save the repo of yours. I do this and it's efficient, fast, comfy as fuck.

Wrote a small script that encrypts my backup with 7z, compress it (ofc), and pass it to Dropbox.
And I have my history and everything on my computer as well.

Yeah git works the same I suspect without a remote repo, but I was never really a git lover.

>> No.38740870

>>38740856
Yep. They just lost 12/month from me. A drop in the bucket, but this is unconscionable.

>> No.38740875
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>>38740310
>programming language named 'C Plus Equality' as a parody of feminism, dismissing OOP as 'objectifying' and inheritance as "a tool of the patriarchy".
>OOP as 'objectifying' and inheritance as "a tool of the patriarchy".

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38740877

here we have a picture of one of the "developer evangelists" who fight against the FeministSoftwareFoundation discussing how best to twist definitions and manipulate the english language so they can trick companies and law enforcement into doing their bidding. these are the people you are up against /g/. theyre not here for equality, theyre at war with you.

>> No.38740880

>>38740687
haha I'm part of the joke jus like one of the guys lol

but get this


im a girl!!

>> No.38740882

>>38740847

+1, already moved away my projects

>> No.38740884

>>38740863
That's what the website and facebook fag should be doing.

>> No.38740885

>>38740860
https://github.com/joyent/libuv/pull/1015
https://www.joyent.com/blog/the-power-of-a-pronoun

>> No.38740886

>>38740687

Well guys, looks like we have to stop now...

>> No.38740887

>>38740864
> social coding
Social coding is when you call...better... go up to the other fellow coder and talk about what you want, what are you working on, and so on.

That is what social coding is, and that is what move things forward. Not this bullshit.

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38740901

>>38740877
Oh shit

>> No.38740912

>>38740847
this
fuck'em
they can keep their trannies and offended liberals

>> No.38740928

>>38740877
Who was harassed/threatened?

>> No.38740937

>>38740860
"But while Isaac is a Joyent employee, Ben is not—and if he had been, he wouldn't be as of this morning: to reject a pull request that eliminates a gendered pronoun on the principle that pronouns should in fact be gendered would constitute a fireable offense for me and for Joyent."

>> No.38740945

>>38740877
I completely agree.

If these people were real leftists/marxists/whatever, they wouldn't be doing this.

Egalitarianism is supposed to be about making everyone freer, not to simply reverse the roles of oppression.


Be wary of these perverted enforcers of what they don't understand to be incompatible with.


These people are fascists.

>> No.38740946

>>38740409
Same shit. And yes, it is. Of course there are widely documented panel correlations of beauty standards, as a result of relatively well-understood physiological and cultural mechanisms. Beauty is only subjective up to a point, son.

>> No.38740947

>>38740912
>>38740847
if bitbucket doesnt shut this down, i will move all my work there. ill wait a little while to see what they do.

>> No.38740951

>>38740928
womynkind.
i.e. no one.
Some chucklefucks on /g/ directly tweetet at them, but no harassment/threats.
The commit faking could count as harassment, but it has been undone, afair.

>> No.38740958

Independent here. I think I'm probably going to change my party to Republicans. This thing changed my views completely on who is actually ruining this country.

>> No.38740960

>>38740945
>If these people were real leftists/marxists/whatever, they wouldn't be doing this.
>Egalitarianism is supposed to be about making everyone freer, not to simply reverse the roles of oppression.
lol so naive

>> No.38740962

Update the logo on the bitbutcket page, and give all other logos the same colors as this one >>38739122

>> No.38740964

>>38740885
Come on, I like gender neutral pronouns as the next guy. I grew up with "them" and "they" as gender neutral pronouns when you don't know the gender of a person. E.G:

"My friend is coming to town"
"Oh really, when are they coming?"

However to fire someone over not using it when he or she is perfectly fine? Ugh. I wouldn't want to work there anyway.

>> No.38740967

This thread is saging

>> No.38740969

oh god wat

>> No.38740970

>>38740946
That we can document common standards of beauty does not make beauty objective, kid.

>> No.38740972

>>38740928
Why are you blaming the victim you insensitive twat?

>> No.38740974

>>38740885
>and that an engineer that has so little empathy as to not understand why the use of gendered pronouns is a concern almost certainly makes poor technical decisions as well.

My feels ;-;
Is this how the real world truly is, /g/?

>> No.38740983

I for one, welcome our slashdotting overlords.
sorry about the server traffic moot

>> No.38740989

>>38740974
No, I've laughed heartily about this sentence with people who are not from 4chan.
Joyent just sucks SJW hipster dicks.

>> No.38740996

>>38740937
But Ben did not reject the pull request on that principle. He rejected the pull request on the principle that it was "jumping the queue" so to speak.

>> No.38740998

>>38740962
Pushed.

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>>38740983

>> No.38741004

>>38740351
>being 12

>> No.38741005

>>38740947
My plan as well. I'm going to watch this for a few days, and if bitbucket stands strong, they get my business. But either way, I'm taking my private repos down from github and putting them up on my own hosting.

>> No.38741007

>>38740974
An engineer whose native language is not English at that.

>> No.38741019

>>38740983
Moot uses cloudflare anyway.

>> No.38741023

>>38740967
Give me a sec.

>> No.38741039

>>38740530
(trigger warning)
>what type
NO TYPES, sister!!! Haven't you read the spec???? C+= is a safe space free of the reifying patriarchy imposed by 'types'. Go back to reeducation camp, faggot.

>> No.38741050

>>38740964
He didn't even work for them, he was a volunteer developer who had written far more of the code than Joyent.
Luckily the feminists got what they wanted and he gave up on contributing to the project due to the shitstorm.

>>38740996
Why look for a real reason when you can just cry sexism?

>> No.38741054

>>38739516
>>38739668
I wanna see what linus has to say about this.
He has already flipped out about a womyn complaining about privilege checking in the kernel dev community, so i wonder what will happen with this?

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38741058

>slashdot linked here

IT'S HABBABAPPENING

>> No.38741060

>>38740539
Bravo! Bravo! 10/10.

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38741072

>>38741058

>> No.38741074

NEW THREAD:
>>38741064

NEW THREAD:
>>38741064

NEW THREAD:
>>38741064

NEW THREAD:
>>38741064

>> No.38741081

>>38741058
>inb4 daily dot and arse technica pick this up

>> No.38741083

>>38740964
same, i thought "they/them/their" was the correct form when talking about an unspecified third party, but i see many books write "she/her" in the same situation. English isn't my native language of course

>> No.38741089

>>38741054
>linux flipped
sauce?

>> No.38741096

>>38741058
>linking for a 4chan thread
how gnu can you be?

>> No.38741109

>>38740576
>Tech was generally untouched by feminism.
Have you been in your basement all this time?

>> No.38741120

>>38741089
just look on slashdot for "linus"

>> No.38741172

First World Problems - The Thread

>> No.38741211

>>38741172
>The joke
>Your head

>> No.38741213

>>38740697
>tech evangelist
Where is National Socialism when we need it. Not to go all /pol/ or anything, but if this isn't tech degeneracy then what it is.

>> No.38741236

>>38740339
>linking to 4chan
>

>> No.38741240

>>38740709
Yea some things money can't by... It must be happening to many people as we speak.. kekk

>> No.38741249

Long time slashdotter (5 digit UID) here, this is pathetic.

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38741294

>>38741109

>> No.38741313

>>38741081
>>38741083
>>38741089
>>38741096
>>38741109
>>38741120
>>38741172
>>38741211
>>38741213
>>38741236
>>38741240
>>38741249
>>38741294
NEW THREAD:
>>38741064

NEW THREAD:
>>38741064

NEW THREAD:
>>38741064

NEW THREAD:
>>38741064

>> No.38741321

>>38741249
Noted.

>> No.38741338

>>38741313
everyone knows faggot shut the fuck up. we're only on page 3.

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>>38741249
>Long time slashdotter (5 digit UID) here
No way! 5 digit??

>> No.38741399

>>38740970
Yes it does, faggot. Go learn some basic epistemology and get back to me later.

>> No.38741421

>>38741249

Fuck off loser.

>> No.38741450

>>38741249
What a cool guy. Will you be my friend? :))))

>> No.38741607

>>38740687
>As a woman

this is 100% reddit
Only reddit does this AS A WOMAN shit.

>> No.38741643

>>38741249
Long time 4channer (5 inch dick) here, your're pathetic

>> No.38741676

http://feministsoftwarefoundation.org/

Hmm... You like?

>> No.38741781

>>38741676
Good start.

I fancy contributing, are you on the IRC yet?

>> No.38741782

>>38741676
that's nice

>> No.38741792

>>38741781

Which IRC?

Someone give me a quote? There has been a few that have been said...

>> No.38741812

>>38741792
It's....

>>38741377
here in the new thread.

>> No.38741877

>>38740945
>If these people were real leftists/marxists/whatever, they wouldn't be doing this.
lol someone isn't up to speed on his Marcusian dialectics.
This is the shit the "real left" has been pulling since 1968.

>> No.38741918

>>38741877
>since 1968
Earlier than that. Yuri Bezmenov's talk of useful idiots and Orwell's Notes on Nationalism are both pretty good, and short, eye-openers.

>> No.38742063

>>38741676
you fucked up the facebook link

>> No.38742101

>>38742063

ficked

>> No.38742202

Github = censorship assholes!

Fuck Github.

>> No.38742431

>>38740044
>That shit grammar in block essay form.

>> No.38742519

>>38741676

your english, strong like woman with much hair in armpit

>> No.38742696

>>38740877
>Cyberstalking
Puh-lease, this was *obviously* CYBERRAPE

>> No.38742767

el bumpo

>> No.38742813

>>38740741
Well Said.

>> No.38743149

goddammit

what's next?

transsexual Python?

>> No.38743740

>>38742767
Look at this tripfag trying to bump a thread that's in autosage.

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