There is literally nothing wrong with the way these two people look. They're wearing shoes, black pants and a sweater, the woman has regular looking hair, the dude is bald and has light stubble.
The only remotely egregious thing about them is maybe those glasses, but there's pretty much no issue with how these people look unless you're a boomer faggot.
There are a million things to complain about when it comes to Pitchfork. This image is not one of them.